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Director
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as
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Mark Wahlberg
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Lori Collins
Tom Skerritt
as
Tom Skerritt
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Director
Alex Winter
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Bill S. Preston
Hal Landon Jr.
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Tom Dugan
as
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Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Tyler Spindel
Director
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as
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as
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Jackie Sandler
as
Kay
Nina Dobrev
as
Parker McDermott
Eran Creevy
Director
Gary Oldman
as
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Emma Watson
as
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Ralph Fiennes
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Daniel Radcliffe
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Director
Carl Sagan
as
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Frank Drake
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John Benjamin Hickey
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Tim Story
Director
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Director
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Ice-T
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as
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Steven Ayromlooi
Director
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as
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Shirtless Homey
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as
Whitaker
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as
Yolanda
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Director
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as
Henry Girard
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as
Iz
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Director
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Jamie Shannon
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as
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Rod Lurie
Director
Alexander Skarsgård
as
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as
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as
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Director
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Director
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as
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as
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Director
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Emma Watson
as
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Sybil Trelawney
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Director
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as
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as
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Director
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Bongo Club Patron
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as
Erica Stone
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as
Katy Fuller
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as
Tess
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Director
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as
Dr. Johannes Pfeiffer / Hans Pfeiffer
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as
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Old Man
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as
Professor Crey - called Schnauz
Edward Bernds
Director
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as
Cecile Bonnard
Vincent Price
as
Francois Delambre
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as
Philippe Delambre
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as
Policeman
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Director
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Zaid
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