Björn Gustafson
as
Doktor Berglund
Jonna Liljendahl
as
Madicken
Ted Åström
as
Sotarn
Sting
as
Ace Face
Jeremy Child
as
Agency Man
Michael Elphick
as
Father
Timothy Spall
as
Projectionist
Jean Carmet
as
Le Juge Noblet
Valérie Mairesse
as
Muriel Olivier
Rod Hardy
Director
Rod Mullinar
as
Derek
Michel Fortin
as
Bernadette Lafont
as
Gisèle Brossard
Karl Forest
as
Un homme de main de Wilfrid
Charles Bonet
as
Ben
Darcy Shean
as
Girl in Car
Carl Reiner
Director
Howard Hesseman
as
Carnival Worker
Gene LeBell
as
Con Man
Dick O'Neill
as
Frosty
Carl Gottlieb
as
Iron Balls McGinty
Jules Bass
Director
Don Messick
as
Sam Spangles
Mickey Rooney
as
Santa Claus
Alan Sues
as
Scratcher the Jealous Reindeer
Italo Zingarelli
Director
Joe Bugner
as
Ormond
Terence Hill
as
Slim
Bud Spencer
as
Tom
Steve Martin
as
Self
Rick Danko
as
Self
Pete Townshend
as
Self (The Who)
Michael Caine
as
Capt. Mike Turner
Peter Boyle
as
Frank Mazzetti
Telly Savalas
as
Stefan Svevo
Karl Malden
as
Wilbur
Bruno Mattei
Director
Veriano Ginesi
as
Singapore Brothel Client
Paul Williams
as
Julius Kurtz
Alberta Watson
as
Olivia Page
Belinda Montgomery
as
Sandy MacAuley
Chuck Shamata
as
Sgt. Tony Colabre
Bruce Boa
as
Air Force Officer
Cyril Shaps
as
Dr. Zimmerman
John Le Mesurier
as
Sir Gawain
John Frankenheimer
Director
Talia Shire
as
Maggie
Tom McLoughlin
as
Mutant Bear
Tom McFadden
as
Pilot
Charles H. Gray
as
Sheriff
Dominique Lavanant
as
Christiane
Michel Blanc
as
Jean-Claude Dus
Christian Clavier
as
Jerome
Thierry Lhermitte
as
Popeye
Richard Masur
as
2nd Lieut. Jerry Cimino
Harrison Ford
as
David Halloran
Walter Gotell
as
General Gogol
Lois Maxwell
as
Miss Moneypenny
Jean-Pierre Castaldi
as
Pilot Private Jet
Geoffrey Keen
as
Sir Frederick Gray
John Harkins
as
Courtney
Allen Williams
as
Other Reporter
Richard Basehart
as
Vladimir Skrapinov
Richard Venture
as
Wilson
Robert Wise
Director
John Gowans
as
Assistant to Rand
Roger Aaron Brown
as
Epsilon Technician
Sheb Wooley
as
Screaming Crewmember