Michael T. Weiss
as
Drifter
Max Perlich
as
Flacco
Tom Heaton
as
Gramps
Natasha Lyonne
as
White Girl
Rich Cowan
Director
Karen Allen
as
Bessie Emery
Peter Coyote
as
Martin Conlon
Eric Dane
as
Tom Emery
Götz Otto
as
Dan Corpening
Jürgen Prochnow
as
Hans Hagemann
Rebecca Gibney
as
Nicole
Eric Schaeffer
Director
Jim Gaffigan
as
Announcer #2
Bill Weeden
as
Bill
Keri Lynn Pratt
as
First Date
John Doman
as
Wirey's Father
Brian Robbins
Director
Ali Larter
as
Darcy Sears
Amy Smart
as
Julie Harbor
Paul Walker
as
Lance Harbor
Jesse Plemons
as
Tommy Harbor
Ice Cube
as
Black Man
Horatio Sanz
as
Police Officer
Wanda Sykes
as
Self
Chris Rock
as
Self
Rachel Weisz
as
Greta
Molly Parker
as
Hannah Wippler
Ralph Fiennes
as
Ignatz Sonnenschein / Adam Sors / Ivan Sors
Jennifer Ehle
as
Valerie Sonnenschein
Shaun Johnston
as
Frank McLean
Shane Meier
as
Jesse McLean
Roy Scheider
as
John Rockwell
Christine Willes
as
Mrs. Gates
Anjelica Huston
Director
Ray Winstone
as
Mr. Billy
Aedin Moloney
as
Shop Assistant
Mike Mitchell
Director
Norm MacDonald
as
Bartender
Rob Schneider
as
Deuce Bigalow
Adam Sandler
as
Robert Justin
Jackie Sandler
as
Sally
Dixie Carter
as
Self
Philip Whitchurch
as
Black Dog
Anthony Booth
as
Chief Revenue Officer
Kevin Zegers
as
Jim Hawkins
Jack Palance
as
Long John Silver
Carmen Vicente-Arche
as
Covi
Antonio Resines
as
Fidel
Santiago Segura
as
Vagabundo
Johnny Depp
as
Jack Kerouac
Bob Dylan
as
Self
John Leguizamo
as
Self
Steve Allen
as
Self
Bob Gunton
as
Dr. Alexander McCabe
Dina Meyer
as
Dr. Sheila Casper
Ned Bellamy
as
Major Reid
Lou Diamond Phillips
as
Sheriff Emmett Kimsey
Lynne Marie Stewart
as
Bill's Secretary
Doug Cox
as
Job Applicant
Karl Wiedergott
as
Mac Designer
Noah Wyle
as
Steve Jobs
Yimou Zhang
Director
Neve Campbell
as
Amy Post
Roger Dunn
as
Edward Novak
Barbara Gordon
as
Jenny Novak
Oliver Platt
as
Peter Steinberg