James B. Merryman
Director
Reese Witherspoon
as
Self
Tony Hale
as
Self
Kevin Jonas
as
Self
Gavin DeGraw
as
Self
Sandy Hoekstra
Director
Sara Mattsson
as
Alley
Janet Anderson
as
Jane
Jessica Garcie
as
Meghan
Laura Yenga
as
Server
Will Kindrick
Director
Mr. Lawrence
as
Announcer
Matt Biggs
as
Frieghtened Boy
Kristine Biggs
as
Frightened Girl
Nathan Fackrell
as
Man reading newspaper
Sam Banning
Director
Campbell Scott
as
Narrator
Connie Rice
as
Self
Ed Jagels
as
Self
Erwin Chemerinsky
as
Self
Mike Ancas
Director
Mark Tierno
as
Beef Treats Zombie
Michael J. Tomaso
as
Mailbox 22 Football Zombie
David Ogrodowski
as
Mr. Williams
Robert V. Michelucci
as
Scope Zombie
Kyle Mosonyi
Director
Kyle Mosonyi
as
Charlie
Justin Tessier
as
Derek Lauzon
Christian Pinard
as
Jeff Myron Fantetti
Peter Kaczmarek
as
Monika's New Boyfriend
Alex Rudzinski
Director
Scarlett Johansson
as
Self - Audience Member
Pedro Pascal
as
Self - Nominee
Jenna Ortega
as
Self - Presenter
Sydney Sweeney
as
Self - Presenter
Christopher Leto
Director
D'Andre Noiré
as
Jack
Jaden Brown
as
Jarrod
Tori Lee
as
Tina
Craig Cyr
as
Wyatt
Kayser Foyz
Director
Caolán Dundon
as
Dryden
Chloé Fontaine
as
Mandy
May Kelly
as
Murdered Girl
Adam Symond
as
Police Guard
Mattia Sarao
Director
Andrea Bruni
as
Bailey's Father
David White
as
Sawyer
Tommaso Beneforti
as
The Reborn
Niccolò Sarao
as
The Reborn
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Edward D. Wood Jr.
