The Vengeance of She
Beautiful young European girl, Carol, is possessed by the spirit of Ayesha – “She Who Must be Obeyed” – and led to the lost city of Kuma, where she is destined to become queen.
The Wrong Arm of the Law
The crooks in London know how it works. No one carries guns and no one resists the police. Then a new gang appears that go one better. They dress as police and steal from the crooks. This upsets the natural order of the police/criminal relationship and the police and the crooks join forces to catch the IPOs (Impersonating Police Officers), including an armoured car robbery in which the police must help the gangs to set a trap.
Get Charlie Tully
Charlie Tully and womanising Reggie Peek con two rich Italians out of £500,000, but during their flight out, Charlie is arrested for scamming an American and a dog. Reggie stores the money in a Swiss bank and after Charlie is released, is about to tell him where...when he is suddenly killed by Sid Sabbath's gang, whose girlfriend was dating the (now) deceased! The only leads are four tattoos on the girls Reggie had affairs with while Charlie was in jail, but Sabbath is on Charlie's trail, and the tricked Italians have contracted the mob - to find the money, and then kill him...
No Sex Please - We're British
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Steptoe & Son
Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live together at the junk yard. Harold, who likes the bright lights in the West End of London, meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.
That Riviera Touch
Eric and Ernie decide to take a holiday to the South of France and unwittingly become mixed up with a band of jewel thieves.
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Cliff Owen
Director
Colin Blakely
as
George
David de Keyser
as
Killikrates
John Le Mesurier
as
Assistant Commissioner
Dennis Price
as
Educated Ernest
Bernard Cribbins
as
Nervous O'Toole
Michael Caine
as
Police Station PC
Burnell Tucker
as
2nd US Tourist
Louis Negin
as
Emilio Ferruchi
Brian Oulton
as
Funeral Director
Liza Goddard
as
Liza Missenden Green
Ronnie Corbett
as
Brian Runnicles
Ian Ogilvy
as
David Hunter
Brian Wilde
as
Policeman
Michael Ripper
as
Traffic Warden
Alec Mango
as
Hotel Doctor
Barrie Ingham
as
Terry
Suzanne Lloyd
as
Claudette Dubois
Francis Matthews
as
Hotel Manager
Peter Jeffrey
as
Mauron
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