Bill Pullman
as
Earl
Clarence Felder
as
Lt. Walters
Phil Hartman
as
Newsreader
Danny DeVito
as
Sam Stone
Jay Mohr
as
Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Don Bovingloh
as
Funeral Priest
Billy Burke
as
Joey Cortino
Frank Welker
as
Special Vocal Effects
Roy Brocksmith
as
Dr. Parker
Seth Green
as
Jason
Ritch Brinkley
as
Mayor Bill Finker
Lewis Arquette
as
Mr. Stokes
Michelle Martin
as
Der Pizzahaus Girl
Jon Cryer
as
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Marc Shaiman
as
Piano Player
Valeria Golino
as
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
as
Wilson
Robby Kiger
as
Beannie Billings
Winona Ryder
as
Dinky Bossetti
Frances Fisher
as
Rochelle Bossetti
Carla Gugino
as
Young Roxy
Philip Akin
as
Lynne Griffin
as
Clinic Receptionist
Allison Janney
as
Dr. Melanie Abbasac
Meryl Streep
as
Lori Reimuller
Rowan Atkinson
as
Dexter Hayman
James Lew
as
Kick Boxer Opponent
Valeria Golino
as
Ramada Rodham Hayman
Stewart Skelton
as
Secret Service Agent
Leslie Nielsen
as
Dr. Rumack
Jonathan Banks
as
Gunderson
Robert Hays
as
Ted Striker