David Lane
Director
Cliff Richard
as
Cliff Richard Jr.
Charles 'Bud' Tingwell
as
Dr. Tony Grant / Angry Young Man / Public Relations Officer
David Graham
as
Gordon Tracy / Brains / Parker
Ray Barrett
as
John Tracy / The Hood
Jonathan Chase
as
Brick Fields
Gary Busey
as
Millard Findlemeyer
Robin Sydney
as
Sarah Leigh
David Lane
Director
David Graham
as
Gordon Tracy / Brains / Aloysius Parker
Geoffrey Keen
as
James Glenn
Peter Dyneley
as
Jeff Tracy
Shane Rimmer
as
Scott Tracy
Udo Kier
as
Andre Toulon
Barbara Crampton
as
Carol Doreski
Michael Paré
as
Detective Brown
Charlyne Yi
as
Nerissa
Albert Birney
as
Constance Shulman
as
Tina
Jessica Morris
as
Bar Patroness
Robin Sydney
as
Bar Patroness
Jean Louise O'Sullivan
as
Beth
Rod Fielder
as
Nazi Agent
Ed Bishop
as
Cmdr. Ed Straker
Vladek Sheybal
as
Dr. Doug Jackson
Gabrielle Drake
as
Gay Ellis
Jonathan Freeman
as
The Chauffeur
Robert John Burke
as
Dave
Andrea Thompson
as
Linda
Joey Mazzarino
as
Bug
Brian Henson
as
Donkey
Kevin Clash
as
Elmo / Pestie / Grouch Jailer / Grouch Cab Driver
Alison Bartlett
as
Gina
Brian Henson
Director
Mr. Lawrence
as
Additional Muppet Performer
Kevin Clash
as
Bad Polly / Black Dog / Spa'am / Chicken / Miss Piggy
Tim Curry
as
Long John Silver
Brian Henson
as
(voice) (uncredited)
Nita Talbot
as
Camille
Collin Bernsen
as
Michael Kenney
Jack Donner
as
Afzel
Guy Rolfe
as
Elder Toulon
Stephen Blackehart
as
First Servant
Robert Donavan
as
Sherrif Garvey
Kirk R. Thatcher
Director
Brian Henson
as
Dr. Phil Van Neuter / Sal Minella
Danny Trejo
as
Huet
Skai Jackson
as
Singing Bust #3
Sarah Oh
as
Supporting Muppet Performer
Jennifer Love Hewitt
as
Andrea
Peter Spellos
as
Chel
Toni Naples
as
Mrs. Blaylok
James Frawley
Director
Telly Savalas
as
El Sleezo Tough
Austin Pendleton
as
Max
Tim Burton
as
Muppet Performer
Brian Henson
as
Muppet Performer
Robert Zemeckis
Director
Tom Hanks
as
Geppetto
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
as
Jiminy Cricket
Evie Templeton
as
Pleasure Island Troupe
Luke Evans
as
The Coachman