John Alderton
as
Bernard
Ernst Fritz Fürbringer
as
Elephant Keeper Kellermann
Oliver Reed
as
Stephen 'Hannibal' Brooks
Til Kiwe
as
Von Haller's Sergeant
Orson Welles
Director
Peter Jason
as
Grover
Henry Jaglom
as
Himself
Susan Strasberg
as
Julie Rich
Cameron Mitchell
as
Zimmer
McG
Director
Lucy Liu
as
Alex Munday
Mike Smith
as
Knox Thug
Sean Whalen
as
Pasqual
Tim Curry
as
Roger Corwin
Ben Stiller
Director
Jason Bateman
as
Himself - Awards Ceremony
Jack Black
as
Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ
Robert Downey Jr.
as
Kirk Lazarus
Tom Cruise
as
Les Grossman - Grossman's Office
Edgar Wright
Director
Matt Lucas
as
Cousin Tom
Martin Freeman
as
Declan
Rob Brydon
as
Football Commentator / 'Zombies From Hell!' Presenter
Bill Nighy
as
Philip
Kyle Rappaport
as
Dancing Boy
Catherine Corcoran
as
Lauren
Stan Lee
as
Narrator
Radu Jude
Director
Nina Hoss
as
Doris Goethe
Uwe Boll
as
Uwe Boll
Leonid Kuravlyov
as
Afanasy Nikolayevich Borshchov - Afonya
Peter Jeffrey
as
Headmaster: Staff
Robin Askwith
as
Keating: Seniors
Malcolm McDowell
as
Mick: Crusaders
Andrew Currie
Director
Dylan Baker
as
Bill Robinson
Carrie-Anne Moss
as
Helen Robinson
John B. Lowe
as
Priest
Sonja Bennett
as
Tammy
Jake Johnson
Director
Andy Samberg
as
Christopher Lloyd
as
Miriam Flynn
as
Becky Ann
Nancy Lenehan
as
Laurie
Radu Jude
Director
RZA
as
Bobby
Greta Lee
as
Dalia
Tilda Swinton
as
Elizabeth
Isabella Rossellini
as
Narrator
Kagiso Lediga
Director
Kagiso Lediga
as
Detective Welgenoeg Sibanyoni
Loyiso Gola
as
Officer Sparletta Morena
Spike Jonze
Director
Amy Adams
as
Amy
Hoyte Van Hoytema
as
Guy at the Birthday Party
Chris Pratt
as
Paul
Scarlett Johansson
as
Samantha
Andy Milder
as
Bruce
Liam Oh
as
Chip
Rob Riggle
as
Dr. Serano
Eric Jungmann
as
Male Nurse
Michael Monks
as
Officer White