Edward Norton
as
Narrator
Rachel Maddow
as
Self - Host, The Rachel Maddow Show
Kevin Smith
Director
Todd Davis
as
Bar Customer
Johnny Depp
as
Guy Lapointe
Haley Joel Osment
as
Teddy Craft
Justin Long
as
Wallace Bryton
Richard J. Lewis
Director
Bruce Greenwood
as
Blair
Scott Speedman
as
Boogie
Rosamund Pike
as
Miriam Grant-Panofsky
Mark Camacho
as
T / U Productions Executive #1
Carroll Ballard
Director
Philip Akin
as
Air Force Reporter
Mark Wilson
as
Reporter
Dana Delany
as
Susan Barnes
Linden Chiles
as
TV Anchor
Wim Wenders
Director
Peter Stormare
as
Editor
Rachel McAdams
as
Sara
James Franco
as
Tomas Eldan
Jane Wheeler
as
Woman in Park
Russ Meyer
Director
Vic Perrin
as
Narrator
Russ Meyer
as
Tourist
Robbie Amell
as
Blake
Andrew Bachelor
as
Jesse
Rukiya Bernard
as
Lena
Kevin Sullivan
Director
Megan Follows
as
Anne Shirley 2 episodes, 1985
Sean McCann
as
Dr. O'Reilly 2 episodes, 1985
Patricia Hamilton
as
Rachel Lynde 2 episodes, 1985
Adam Brody
as
Abe Applebaum
Amalia Williamson
as
Melody
Peter MacNeill
as
Principal Erwin
Kevin Smith
Director
Kevin Conroy
as
Canadian Bat, Man!
Johnny Depp
as
Guy Lapointe
Austin Butler
as
Hunter Calloway
Adam Brody
as
Ichabod
Chris Diamantopoulos
as
Doug
Alex Karzis
as
Duncan
Colin Minihan
Director
Hannah Emily Anderson
as
Jackie
Brittany Allen
as
Jules
Martha MacIsaac
as
Sarah
Anne Wheeler
Director
Peter Outerbridge
as
Judy
Christina Cox
as
Kim
Veena Sood
as
Religious Zealot
Tony Nappo
as
Tony
Camille Sullivan
as
Anne
Erik Athavale
as
Greg
Nick Stahl
as
Lou
Devon Sawa
as
Mersault
Réal Bossé
as
Alain
Marilyn Castonguay
as
Anna
Guillaume Laurin
as
Antoine
Marc-André Grondin
as
François