Eric Roberts
as
Nick Swell
Steve Byers
as
Ricardo
Ned Bellamy
as
Steve Dorn
Kenneth Welsh
as
William Henderson
Martin Kove
as
Butz Beer
Richard Belzer
as
Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker
Bill Bailey
as
Suc Muc Dik
Chevy Chase
as
The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover
Jane Anderson
Director
Martin Doyle
as
Cutter Murphy
Julianne Moore
as
Evelyn Ryan
Nora Dunn
as
Girl Group Member
Woody Harrelson
as
Kelly Ryan
Carly Pope
as
Catherine
Eugene Cordero
as
Eugene
Tia Carrere
as
Tita Teresa
Melody Butiu
as
Tita Yvonne
Pippo Santonastaso
as
Don Cirillo
Adriano Celentano
as
Elia Codogno
Ornella Muti
as
Lisa Silvestri
Peter Howitt
Director
Peter Howitt
as
Cheeky Bloke
Neil Stuke
as
Defensive Bloke
John Lynch
as
Gerry
Jeanne Tripplehorn
as
Lydia
John Landis
Director
Manny Perry
as
Big Jim Slade
David Wang
as
Game Show Host
Lance LeGault
as
Toy Robot
Paul Rudd
as
(archive footage)
Bill Clinton
as
Self
Robin Williams
as
Self
Hulk Hogan
as
Self
Santiago Segura
Director
Santiago Segura
as
Amil Narayan
Toni Acosta
as
Bea
Maribel Verdú
as
Paz
Robert Altman
Director
Roger Jackson
as
Bystander
Woody Harrelson
as
Dusty
John C. Reilly
as
Lefty
Tommy Lee Jones
as
The Axeman
Christopher Gorham
as
Ethan Reed
Alyssa Milano
as
Jesse Young
Beau Bridges
as
Logan Young
Heather Stephens
as
Sarah
Danny DeVito
as
Bill Rago
James Remar
as
Captain Tom Murdoch
Kadeem Hardison
as
Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery
Mark Wahlberg
as
Pvt. Tommy Lee Haywood
Jamie Lee Curtis
as
Curfew Announcer / Telephone Operator
Maidie Norman
as
Nurse Agnes
Josh Ruben
Director
Michaela Watkins
as
Crystal Cane
Jordana Brewster
as
Detective Jeanine Shaw
Devon Sawa
as
Detective Zeke Hobbs
Wesley Dowdell
as
Waiter