Private School
Private-school student Christine loves Jim. But her classmate, Jordan, is also vying for Jim's attention and trying to end his relationship with Christine. Meanwhile, Jim's friend Bubba embarks on a series of sexual escapades, including dressing up as a woman to access the girls' locker room. Despite Jim and Christine's efforts to spend some time alone, various shenanigans and schemes interfere.
Band of the Hand
An Indian Vietnam veteran trains five street punks in the Everglades to fight vice in Miami.
Miracle Beach
Down on his luck, Scotty McKay becomes the master of a very lonely genie, who brings him wealth, power and true love. Miracles can happen!
Boat Trip
Two guys whose love lives are a wreck look forward to finding ladies on the high seas. Unfortunately, they've mistakenly been booked on a gay cruise.
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
In this campy spy movie spoof Dr. Goldfoot (Vincent Price) has invented an army of bikini-clad robots who are programmed to seek out wealthy men and charm them into signing over their assets. Secret agent Craig Gamble (Frankie Avalon) and millionaire Todd Armstrong set out to foil his fiendish plot.
Screwballs II
What happens when four high school screw-ups are forced to attend an academy summer school to graduate? They turn their scholastic sentence into a wacky game of trying to improve their scores... with the women. The ultimate conquest for the 100-point prize is the sexy new French teacher, but she proves to be a bigger challenge than their failing grades. The unforgiving principal foils every scheme, and their sidesplitting last chance is the academy's anniversary celebration.
Savage Beach
Donna and Taryn are federal drug enforcement agents based in the Hawaiian isles. Upon the success of a drug bust, they receive a call from Shane Aviation to fly an emergency package of vaccine from Molokai to Knox Island. Unbeknownst to them, Philippine representative Martinez has convinced Captain Andreas to use a reconnaissance satellite to locate a sunken ship laden with gold that the Japanese had pilfered during World War II. Meanwhile, a storm forces Donna and Taryn to land their plane on a remote island which harbors the gold. The hijinks ensue when they are joined by a host of nefarious types who have learned of the gold’s location.
Die Screaming Marianne
After their parents divorce, one daughter lives with her mother in England while the other lives with her father in Portugal. After the untimely death of her mother, the one daughter stands to inherit a large sum of money and also a number of documents containing information that will incriminate her father, who was a crooked judge. While her father wants the documents, her sister wants the money and they will each stop at nothing, even murder, to get what they want.
Picasso Trigger
Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue.
Malibooty!
Three friends in need of an escape from reality take a hilarious road trip to Malibu for a wild beach party.
All American Bikini Car Wash
An enterprising college student agrees to run his professor's Las Vegas car wash to avoid flunking out of school. But it's Vegas gone wild when he decides to staff it with gorgeous bikini-clad girls.
In Like Flint
Flint is again called out of retirement when his old boss finds that he seems to have missed 3 Minutes while golfing with the President. Flint finds that the President has been replaced by an actor (Flint's line [with a wistful look] is "An Actor as President?") Flint finds that a group of women have banded together to take over the world through subliminal brainwashing in beauty salons they own.
The Dukes of Hazzard
Cousins, Bo and Luke Duke, with the help of their eye-catching cousin, Daisy and moonshine-running Uncle Jesse, try and save the family farm from being destroyed by Hazzard County's corrupt commissioner, Boss Hogg. Their efforts constantly find the 'Duke Boys' eluding authorities in 'The General Lee', their 1969 orange Dodge Charger that keeps them one step ahead of the dimwitted antics of the small southern town's Sheriff, Roscoe P. Coltrane.
The Beach Girls
School is out, and three girls head to the beach for vacation. Two of the girls are world-wise party-goers who attempt to loosen up their naive, virginal friend, whose uncle has allowed the girls to stay at his beach house. When the near-sighted, drug smuggling Captain Bly dumps his cargo of marijuana, the bales wash up on shore. The two party girls, Ginger and Ducky, quickly stuff the dope into giant bags and spirit it back to the beach house, where it fuels a party with assorted misfits, delivery persons, and passersby.
American Beach House
What happens when six lucky strangers, three handsome young guys and three beautiful sexy young women, from all over the world, win a random contest-- an all expenses paid trip to an amazing beach house in glamorous Malibu, California, thanks to a big Internet company--only to discover they have to share it with each other.
Bikini Girls on Ice
When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe.
Boobs: An American Obsession
We call them by a hundred different names: boobs, knockers, jugs, hooters. We wonder if they're real or fake, too small or too big, too exposed or too covered. And every year Americans spend millions of dollars on breast enhancement, from push-up bras to surgery. Why is our culture so captivated by this particular part of the female form? "Boobs: An American Obsession" is a revealing, humorous, often poignant investigation involving everyone from anthropologists to porn stars as we explore our culture's fascination with breasts.
The House Bunny
Shelley is living a carefree life until a rival gets her tossed out of the Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, fate delivers her to the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. Unless they can sign a new pledge class, the seven socially clueless women will lose their house to the scheming girls of Phi Iota Mu. In order to accomplish their goal, they need Shelley to teach them the ways of makeup and men; at the same time, Shelley needs some of what the Zetas have - a sense of individuality. The combination leads all the girls to learn how to stop pretending and start being themselves.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Bikini Valley Car Wash
Bikini Valley Car Wash is a comedy film about Amanda, a good girl who's obligations and responsibilities force her to turn to an unconventional solution.
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Noel Black
Director
Frances Bay
as
Birdie Fallmouth
Phoebe Cates
as
Christine
Nadine Van der Velde
as
School Girl
Paul Michael Glaser
Director
Laurence Fishburne
as
Cream
Martin Ferrero
as
Hardware Clerk
James Remar
as
Nestor
Lauren Holly
as
Nikki
Alexis Arquette
as
Lars
Allen Garfield
as
Magnus O'Leary
Dean Cameron
as
Scotty McKay
Dean Cain
as
Volleyball Player #1
Bob Gunton
as
Boat Captain
Vivica A. Fox
as
Felicia
Roselyn Sanchez
as
Gabriella
Horatio Sanz
as
Nick Ragoni
Louie Elias
as
Vincent Price
as
Dr. Goldfoot
Milton Frome
as
Motorcycle Cop
Dwayne Hickman
as
Todd Armstrong
James Lew
as
Agent #1
John Aprea
as
Captain Andreas
Barry Evans
as
Eli Frome
Susan George
as
Marianne Evans
Anthony Sharp
as
Registrar
Nicholas Georgiade
as
Schiavo
Denyce Lawton
as
Beautiful Girl on Beach
Brian White
as
Marco
Mari Morrow
as
Miranda
Sticky Fingaz
as
Raymond
Erika Jordan
as
April
Ashley Park
as
Brittany
Mindy Robinson
as
Tracy
Gordon Douglas
Director
Jean Hale
as
Lisa
Lee J. Cobb
as
Lloyd C. Cramden
John Roy
as
Military Officer
Richard Bull
as
Newscaster
Michael Roof
as
Dil Driscoll
Joe Don Baker
as
Governor Jim Applewhite
Kevin Heffernan
as
Sheev
M.C. Gainey
as
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Corinne Bohrer
as
Champagne Girl
Fern Fitzgerald
as
Julie
Beans Morocco
as
Mr. Brinker
Lorenzo Lamas
as
Lifeguard Joe
Kaila Yu
as
Self - Nylon Pink
Tim Parrish
as
Vincent
Tom Arnold
as
Self
Julie Strain
as
Self
Mamie Van Doren
as
Self
Kat Dennings
as
Mona
Emma Stone
as
Natalie
Colin Hanks
as
Oliver
Anna Faris
as
Shelley Darlingson
Wolf Larson
as
J.J. Jackson
Ronn Moss
as
Rowdy Abilene
Michael Fredianelli
as
Mark
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