Joan Collins
as
Diane
Rosemary Alexander
as
Lisa's Mother
Lee Purcell
as
Ms. Jackson
Todd Strauss-Schulson
Director
Taissa Farmiga
as
Max Cartwright
Malin Akerman
as
Nancy / Amanda Cartwright
Chloe Bridges
as
Paula
Nina Dobrev
as
Vicki Summers
Sam Mendes
Director
Barry Del Sherman
as
Brad
Peter Gallagher
as
Buddy Kane
Chris Cooper
as
Colonel Fitts
Thora Birch
as
Jane Burnham
Jean-Jacques Annaud
Director
Jeanne Moreau
as
Narrator
Hélène Patarot
as
The Assistant Mistress
Jane March
as
The Young Girl
Nadine Labaki
Director
Nadine Labaki
as
Layale
Adel Karam
as
Youssef
Alfie Bass
as
Gatekeeper
Roy Kinnear
as
Gladiator Instructor
Michael Crawford
as
Hero
Jack Gilford
as
Hysterium
Judd Apatow
Director
Steve Carell
as
Andy
Paul Rudd
as
David
Leslie Mann
as
Nicky
Kevin Hart
as
Smart Tech Customer
Elisa Tovati
as
Aurore Diamentis
Elie Semoun
as
Cyprien / Jack Price
Léa Drucker
as
Héléna
Catherine Deneuve
as
Vivianne Wagner
Roger Kumble
Director
Reese Witherspoon
as
Annette Hargrove
Joshua Jackson
as
Blaine Tuttle
Christine Baranski
as
Bunny Caldwell
Tara Reid
as
Marci Greenbaum
Louis Malle
Director
Keith Carradine
as
Bellocq
Diana Scarwid
as
Frieda
Susan Sarandon
as
Hattie
Brooke Shields
as
Violet
Roel Reiné
Director
Danny Trejo
as
Goldberg
Sean Bean
as
Markus Kane
Lauren Cohan
as
September Jones
Ving Rhames
as
Weyland
Jon Kasdan
Director
Britt Robertson
as
Aubrey Miller
Christine Taylor
as
Aubrey's Mom
Dylan O'Brien
as
Dave Hodgman
Molly C. Quinn
as
Erica #1
Paul Morrissey
Director
Udo Kier
as
Count Dracula
Silvia Dionisio
as
Perla
Giorgio Dolfin
as
(uncredited)
Lars von Trier
Director
Shia LaBeouf
as
Jerôme
Connie Nielsen
as
Joe's Mother
Uma Thurman
as
Mrs. H
Saskia Reeves
as
Nurse