David Morrissey
as
Dramatic VO
Lionel Messi
as
Himself
Rio Ferdinand
as
Himself
Cristiano Ronaldo
as
Himself
Benedict Cumberbatch
as
Narrator
David Beckham
as
Self
Cristiano Ronaldo
as
Self
Jay O. Sanders
as
Coach Jay Huffer
Chauncey Leopardi
as
Evan Schiff
Yareli Arizmendi
as
Marbelly Morales
Olivia d'Abo
as
Miss Anna Montgomery
Nanni Loy
Director
Carlo Pisacane
as
Capannelle
Mario Feliciani
as
Police inspector
Nino Musco
as
Poliziotto calvo
Nanni Loy
as
The Man crossing street during the opening credits
Roberto Carlos
as
Self
David Beckham
as
Self
Cristiano Ronaldo
as
Self
David Wilmot
as
Bubbles
Emmett J Scanlan
as
Jake
Domhnall Gleeson
as
Trampis
Brendan Gleeson
as
Walter Keegan
Milos Bikovic
as
Aleksandar Tirnanic 'Tirke'
Nenad Herakovic
as
Dragoslav Mihajlovic 'Vampir'
Dejan Acimovic
as
Gradonacelnik Montevidea
Armand Assante
as
Hotchkins
Pablo Chiapella
as
Dani Rovira
as
Álex
James Moses Black
as
Coach Oz
Jim Klock
as
Joe Wills
Matt Cornett
as
Logan Wills
Siena Agudong
as
Reagan
Ori Pfeffer
as
Mad Film Director
John Salthouse
as
Newcastle Manager
Uche Jombo
Director
Uche Jombo
as
Ngozika
Blanche Gardin
as
Coco
Gérard Depardieu
as
Jacques Belloc
Théo Fernandez
as
Le comique
Alain Chabat
Director
Alain Chabat
as
Didier
Michel Hazanavicius
as
Fabrice
Leslie Malton
as
Frau Brinkhaus
Florian David Fitz
as
Mirco
Joachim Król
as
Opa Gerd
Harry Redknapp
as
Himself
Graham Taylor
as
Himself
Bobby Moore
as
Himself
Russell Brand
as
Self