Mark Miller
as
Himself
Jared Leto
as
Narrator
Martin Campbell
Director
Robin Tunney
as
Annie Garrett
Robert Mammone
as
Brian Maki
Craig Walsh-Wrightson
as
Partygoer
Nicholas Lea
as
Tom McLaren
Alan Ritchson
as
Bruce
Molly Sims
as
Diora
David Walton
as
Dr. Rick
Amber Stevens West
as
Sara
Chris Palermo
as
Coventry Parent / Spectator
Brandon Routh
as
Joe Logan
Maika Monroe
as
Cadence Farrow
Zac Efron
as
Dean Whipple
Dennis Quaid
as
Henry Whipple
Clancy Brown
as
Jim Johnson
Anna Hutchison
as
Rose
Rose McIver
as
Sammy Walton
Lance Armstrong
as
Himself
Jon Stewart
as
Himself / Interviewer
Anderson Cooper
as
Himself / Interviewer
Noah Wyle
as
Arthur Spear
Leonardo Nam
as
Roland Leong
Joshua Leonard
as
Thomas Greer
John Heard
as
Wally Parks
Peter Segal
Director
Robert De Niro
as
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen
Jon Bernthal
as
B.J.
Kevin Hart
as
Dante Slate, Jr.
Sylvester Stallone
as
Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Ellen Burstyn
as
Ellen McLeod
Sid Haig
as
Hawk Sidney
Beverly Washburn
as
Jolene
Richard Davalos
as
Rick Bowman
John Houseman
as
Bartholomew
Byron Morrow
as
Game Ball Launch Official
Burnell Tucker
as
Jonathan's Captain of Guard
John Beck
as
Moonpie
Michael Schultz
Director
Faith Prince
as
Angela Viracco
Christopher Murney
as
Eddie Arkadian
Ron Van Clief
as
Geronimo
William H. Macy
as
J.J.
Simon Pegg
as
Driver in Car Park
Rashida Jones
as
Julia
Ian McShane
as
Ron Parfitt
Olivia Colman
as
Sam
Andrew S. Gilbert
as
Dougie Waters
Ande Cunningham
as
Harold
Jack Kirk
as
Spectator
Amy Sedaris
as
Aunt Peggy
John Hannah
as
Brendan Miracle
Lea Thompson
as
Crandall Miracle
Susan Sarandon
as
Randi Jammer
Patrick Stewart
as
Narrator
Daniel Stern
as
Cyril
Paul Dooley
as
Dad
Dennis Quaid
as
Mike
John Ashton
as
Mike's Brother
Robert Vince
Director
Nicholas Harrison
as
Dieter Das Mountain
Mckenna Grace
as
Lena
James Crescenzo
as
Maximiliano
Charles Robinson
as
Mike
Heath Herring
as
Cage Fury
Sadie Katz
as
Gia Chavez
Steven Bauer
as
Jose
Danny Trejo
as
Mando