Adrien Brody
as
Flirty Harry
Rob Schneider
as
J.D. / Psychologist
Lindsay Lohan
as
Marilyn
Harvey J. Alperin
as
Shopper
Jonathan Banks
as
Cabbie
John Houseman
as
Jasper Blubber
Carmine Caridi
as
Sgt. Crosseti
Abe Vigoda
as
Sgt. Rizzuto
Paul Morrissey
Director
Dudley Moore
as
Doctor Watson / Mrs. Ada Holmes / Mr. Spiggot / Piano Player
Prunella Scales
as
Glynis
Roy Kinnear
as
Selden the Axe Murderer
Denholm Elliott
as
Stapleton
Sophia Taylor Ali
as
Brooklyn
Dave Sheridan
as
Sheriff Lincoln
Robert Hays
as
Director
Eric Roberts
as
Dr. Lipschitz
Maria Menounos
as
Dr. Luni
Jake Busey
as
Stepdad
Barry Gordon
as
Flashlight Vendor
Michael Pataki
as
Mobster
John Dennis
as
Motorcycle Cop
Robert Ellenstein
as
VW Man
John Asher
Director
Margaret Cho
as
Brownfinger
Lukas Haas
as
Buddy #1
Whitmer Thomas
as
Joe
Reno Wilson
as
Money Maker
Brian Sacca
as
Colonel Newton
Ray Wise
as
Frank Waverly
Julie Brister
as
Ruby
Shawn C. Phillips
as
Zombie Authentication
Garry Marshall
Director
Demi Moore
as
New Intern
Pamela Reed
as
Nurse Norine Sprockett
Peggy Trentini
as
The Others - Christmas Elf
Bernard Fox
as
Justin
John Fujioka
as
Mr. Uwatsum
Grace Zabriskie
as
Nanny
Rosemary DeCamp
as
Aunt Lucille
Roberta Collins
as
Cousin Rhonda
Kari Michaelsen
as
Debbie
Paula Prentiss
as
Mary
Ross Hagen
as
Bantor
Dawn Wildsmith
as
Muffin
John Carradine
as
The Justice
Charles Napier
as
Chief O'Hara
Joe Don Baker
as
Dick Harbinger
Julia Duffy
as
Mary Graves
Andrew Dice Clay
as
Tony Schlongini
Brian Howe
as
Clubhouse Bartender
Leslie Nielsen
as
Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'
Henry Kingi Jr.
as
Guard
Marshall Bell
as
Cross Dressing Agent
Dom Irrera
as
Gas Station Attendant
Charlene Tilton
as
Jane Wine
Bubba Smith
as
Olaf
Derek Russo
as
George
Matthew Broderick
as
Clark Kellogg
Kenneth Welsh
as
Dwight Armstrong
BD Wong
as
Edward
Maximilian Schell
as
Larry London
Carl Reiner
Director
Eartha Kitt
as
First Trial Judge
Christopher Murray
as
Investigator #1
Sherilyn Fenn
as
Laura Lincolnberry
James Remar
as
Max Shady
Davis Lee DeRock Jr.
as
Mike Zuckerberg