Gene Wilder
Director
Aubrey Morris
as
Coach Driver
John Le Mesurier
as
Lord Redcliff
Leo McKern
as
Moriarty
Roy Kinnear
as
Moriarty's Assistant
Vito Trabucco
Director
Jessica Sonneborn
as
Brittany
Ron Jeremy
as
Jesus
David C. Hayes
as
JJ
Matthew Aidan
as
Tad
Mitch Teemley
Director
David Pittinger
as
Diner Patron
Charles Poole
as
Grill Chef
Tyler Craig
as
Pedestrian
William Willet
as
Scientist
John Blanchard
Director
Julie Benz
as
Barbara
Artie Lange
as
Mr. Hasselhof
Rose Marie
as
Mrs. Tingle
Alanna Ubach
as
Ms. Grossberg
Hart Bochner
Director
Burton Zucker
as
Featured Extra
Marco Rodríguez
as
Mr. DeMarco
Sonya Eddy
as
Nurse
Tia Carrere
as
Victoria Chapell
Ian MacNaughton
Director
John Cleese
as
Announcer / Hungarian Citizen / self - Defence Teacher / Sir George Head / Policeman / Interviewer / Mr. Praline / Second General / Christopher Columbus / Mungo the Cook / Bank Robber / Accountant #2
Connie Booth
as
Best Girl
Michael Palin
as
Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbe
Eric Idle
as
Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4
Jing Wong
Director
Ken Lo
as
Chen Ta-Wen
Leon Lai
as
Kôtetsu / Gundam
Jackie Chan
as
Ryu Saeba
Chingmy Yau
as
Saeko Nogami / Anna
Michael Tiddes
Director
Marlon Wayans
as
Christian
Kali Hawk
as
Hannah
Andrew Bachelor
as
Jesse
Florence Henderson
as
Mrs. Robinson
Al Campbell
Director
Michelle Greenidge
as
Jacqui Flink
Diane Morgan
as
Philomena Cunk
Genevieve Gaunt
as
(voice)
Charles Aitken
as
Waylon Jackalope IV
Gary Weis
Director
John Houseman
as
Archangel
Dudley Moore
as
Harvey / Herschel
Jack Gilford
as
Tailor
Maryedith Burrell
as
Villager
Neal Brennan
Director
P. Lynn Johnson
as
Chaperone #1
Joey Kern
as
Kipp
Christopher Redman
as
Phillipe
Kurt Evans
as
TV Announcer
John De Bello
Director
Anthony Starke
as
Chad Finletter
George Clooney
as
Matt Stevens
John Astin
as
Professor Gangreen
Michael Joseph Pierce
as
Shopper
Albert S. Rogell
Director
Jack Cheatham
as
1st Moving Man
Harry C. Bradley
as
Coroner
Bela Lugosi
as
Eduardo Vidos
Gladys Cooper
as
Myrna Hartley
Anthony C. Ferrante
Director
Tara Reid
as
April
Kathie Lee Gifford
as
Kathie Lee Gifford
Dolph Lundgren
as
Mature Gil
Margaret Cho
as
Simone
Todd Stephens
Director
Darryl Stephens
as
Angel
Alyshia Ochse
as
Buffi
Graham Norton
as
Mr. Puckov
Ashlie Atkinson
as
Muffler
Tate Hanyok
as
(uncredited)
Paul Tarnopol
Director
Jayvo Scott
as
Bouncer #1
Richard Christy
as
Junior
Shawn C. Phillips
as
Keith
Danielle Dallacco
as
Teresa
Steve Oedekerk
Director
Tad Horino
as
Chew Fat Lip
Ron Yuan
as
Gang Fighter #2
Philip Tan
as
Grilled Face Fighter
Simon Rhee
as
Young Master Pain's Henchman
Scott Sanders
Director
John Salley
as
Kotex
Nicole Ari Parker
as
Mahogany Black
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
as
Mo Bitches
Obba Babatundé
as
Osiris
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