Hugh McDermott
as
Michael
Patricia Laffan
as
Nyah
Evgeniy Lazarev
as
Ion Sandri Scurea
as
Siladi
Joan Chen
as
Gu Minhua / Xiao Hua
Eric Jungmann
as
Adam
Michael Bailey Smith
as
Monster Man
Robert R. Shafer
as
Police Officer #1
Aimee Brooks
as
Sarah
Judy Greer
as
Lucy Wyman
Mark Ruffalo
as
Matt Flamhaff
Kiersten Warren
as
Trish Sackett
Lynn Collins
as
Wendy
Jean Arthur
as
Alice LaFosse
Louis John Bartels
as
Louis Mannix
Ursula Andress
as
Anna
Attilio Duse
as
Doctor Pavan
Jack Palance
as
Mr. Kitch
Michael Cochrane
as
Dick Madsen
Jim Piddock
as
George Quennell
Sharon Stone
as
Sally Cauffield
Penélope Cruz
as
Adeline La Franchise
Vincent Perez
as
Fanfan la Tulipe
François Chattot
as
Le curé
Barton MacLane
as
Capt. Benjamin Black
Maureen O'Hara
as
Contessa Francesca
Walter Slezak
as
Don Juan Alvarado
Nancy Gates
as
Lupita
Michael Bell
as
Gerry Stefanelli
Betsy Baker
as
Patrizia Mirigliani
Louis Negin
as
Bartender
Ewan McGregor
as
Eye
Jason Priestley
as
Gary
Ashley Judd
as
Joanna
Brianne Davis
as
Abby
AJ Bowen
as
Chuck
Michael Ironside
as
Klaus Meisner
Forrester Harvey
as
Cobbler
Charlie Hall
as
Comedian
Frank Hagney
as
Policeman
Tom Vaughan
Director
Jessica Alba
as
Kate
Pierce Brosnan
as
Richard
LeAnn Rimes
as
Herself
Maria Bello
as
Lil
Michael Bay
as
Photographer
Piper Perabo
as
Violet Sanford
Mike Gomez
as
Bartender
J.E. Freeman
as
(uncredited)
Connie Ray
as
Wife Dancer
Andrew Lauer
Director
Amber Benson
as
Barbie
Edward Furlong
as
Malik
Steve Railsback
as
Old Man
Sidney Bracey
as
Éditor Edward J. Blake
Harold Goodwin
as
Harold Stagg
Richard Alexander
as
The Big Sea Lion
Kate Beckinsale
as
Alice
Jonathan Bailey
as
Lewis
Marc Warren
as
Tweedle-Dee
Ian Holm
as
White Knight