Mila Kunis
as
Abbey Tournquist
Frances Bay
as
Edith Proxmire
Catherine Paolone
as
Lecture Woman #3
Wendy Worthington
as
Secretary
Yasujirô Ozu
Director
Jôji Oka
as
Jyoji
Yumeko Aizome
as
Misako
Chishû Ryû
as
Policeman
Reikô Tani
as
Secretary
Mars
as
Han traitor
Jackie Chan
as
Thug in Prison
Biao Yuen
as
Tournament Fighter
Fivel Stewart
as
Lake
Bob Hope
as
Ace Lannigan
Monte Blue
as
High Priest
Pierre Watkin
as
Morgan Wycott
Harry C. Bradley
as
Secretary
Irene Olga López
as
Lupe's Mother
Rif Hutton
as
Pearson
Andy Garcia
as
Ramirez
Estelle Harris
as
Secretary
Jodhi May
as
Marjorie Wallace
Jack Bandeira
as
Wayne
William A. Wellman
Director
George Chandler
as
Amos Hart
George Montgomery
as
Homer Howard
William Frawley
as
O'Malley
Mary Treen
as
Secretary
Edgar Dearing
as
Motorcycle Cop
Edward Hearn
as
Policeman at Beverly Hills Station
Margaret Hayes
as
Secretary
Paul Newlan
as
Truck Driver
Vincent McEveety
Director
Kurt Russell
as
Bart
Nicholas Hammond
as
Roger Rhinehurst
Allison McKay
as
Secretary
Barbara Rush
as
Sue McCready
Eva Longoria
Director
Pepe Serna
as
Abuelito
Jimmy Gonzales
as
Hector Morales
Tony Shalhoub
as
Roger Enrico
Eva Longoria
as
Secretary
Jack Carson
as
Charlie Nelson
Arny Freeman
as
Language Teacher
Merry Anders
as
Marsha
Joyce Jameson
as
Secretary
Tyler Perry
Director
RonReaco Lee
as
Kevin
Kat Graham
as
Marley
Christine Horn
as
Secretary
Tyler Lepley
as
Tony
Masaki Tachibana
Director
Kengo Kawanishi
as
Billy
Takumi Yamazaki
as
Colonel
Motoki Sakuma
as
Secretary
Adrian Lyne
Director
Jennifer Beals
as
Alex Owens
Matt Landers
as
Mawby's Regular
Frank Pesce
as
Mawby's Regular
Lucy Lee Flippin
as
Secretary
Stuart Milligan
as
Big Rat
Paolo Lombardi
as
Colonnello
Antonio Albanese
as
Il Grande Topo
Alan Marriott
as
Secretary
Blake Edwards
Director
Steve Franken
as
Levinson
Jean Carson
as
Nanny
Helen Kleeb
as
Secretary
Christopher McDonald
as
Chris
Jamie Rose
as
Marcy
Vincent Schiavelli
as
Roman Hart