At his fiancée’s urging, a very modern Irish groom-to-be reluctantly agrees to a stag weekend with his friends, camping in the western wilderness of Ireland. Much to their chagrin, these modern men are joined by the brother of the bride, a crazy, unpredictable alpha male known as “The Machine”, and an explosive Id to their collective Ego. The Machine is a force of nature, and under his leadership, the men—stripped of modern comfort, convenience and, finally, clothing—must begin their journey into the wild.

Wild for Kicks

1960

English

5.9

♡ 5

46%

Edmond T. Gréville Director

Delphi Lawrence as Greta

Claire Gordon as Honey

David Farrar as Paul Linden

Nigel Green as Simon

When her architect father brings home a much younger new wife, rebellious and resentful teen Jenny goes to extreme lengths to sabotage their relationship.

Memoria

2015

English

4.9

♡ 20

100%

Nina Ljeti Director

Jerry Hauck as Dean Schmidt

Keith Stanfield as Max

James Franco as Mr. Wyckoff

Miles Heizer as Simon

Ivan Cohen is a young boy living in Palo Alto, California. Unsatisfied by his slacker group of friends, his love for a girl who doesn't know he exists and a dysfunctional family life, he is struggling to find his place in the world. Based on the book Palo Alto by James Franco.

Jackrabbit

2015

English

4.5

♡ 3

28%

Carleton Ranney Director

Heath Allyn as Checkpoint Guard #1

Regina Ting Chen as Patrolwoman

Reed Birney as Paul Bateson

Josh Caras as Simon

Following a worldwide event known as The Reset, humanity rebuilds a society with aging mechanics where gleaming technology once stood. Surveillance now the status quo, society is slowly putting its shattered pieces back together under a watchful eye. After a friend’s suicide leaves behind a mysterious computer drive, a young computer prodigy and a shadowy hacker join together to decipher the clues that he’s left behind. The youthful creators of Jackrabbit have successfully constructed a world, which we haven’t previously seen on film. Mixing retro production design with slick storytelling, they deliver a cinematic dissonance that will result in a shock to the senses.

Shelley

2016

Danish

5.3

♡ 8

92%

Ali Abbasi Director

Peter Christoffersen as Kasper

Björn Andrésen as Leo

Ellen Dorrit Petersen as Louise

Kenneth M. Christensen as Simon

Louise and Kasper want to become parents, but Louise cannot have children. She seals a pact with her Romanian maid, Elena, to bear her child, but things don't turn out quite as planned...

States

2019

English

4.2

♡ 1

Zach Gayne Director

Alex Essoe as Grace Genet

Victor Reynoso as Juan Coyote

Jeremy O. Harris as Simon

Ayaka Kinugawa as Tomiko

A transient road film featuring an array of young drifters wandering throughout the U.S. with varying degrees of purpose, or lack-thereof. A multifaceted meditation on freedom and an outsider's love letter to America and the searchers of its endless highways.

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

2013

Chinese

6.7

♡ 5

83%

Arvin Chen Director

Chin-Hang Shih as San-san

Shao-Huai Chang as Simon

Lawrence Ko as Stephen

Richie Jen as Wei-Chung

Introverted Weichung has been married to Feng for nine years. They have one son together, and Feng would like to have another child with him. One day Stephen, an old friend who now organises weddings, appears and encourages Weichung to return to the gay life he had previously. Anxious not to lose his wife, Weichung tentatively begins seeing a flight attendant behind Feng's back.

Love Is Thicker Than Water

2016

English

5.9

♡ 7

43%

Ate de Jong Director

Al Weaver as Adam Berliner

Johnny Flynn as Arthur

Henry Goodman as Levi

Edward Akrout as Simon

Vida and Arthur come from vastly different backgrounds. Sensitive and touching, sometimes quirky and tragic, always uncompromisingly truthful, a fresh look how conflicting family ties challenge love in a modern day Romeo and Juliet tale.

The Barge People

2018

English

4.2

♡ 4

95%

Action

Horror

Charlie Steeds Director

Carl Andersson as Blade

Mark McKirdy as Mark

Sam Lane as Razor

David Lenik as Simon

Set on the canals amid the glorious British countryside, two sisters and their boyfriends head off for a relaxing weekend away on a barge, unaware of the flesh-eating fish mutants lurking in the water, ready and waiting to feed.

Simon Sez

1999

English

2.7

♡ 8

16%

Action

Comedy

Kevin Alyn Elders Director

Jérôme Pradon as Ashton

Dane Cook as Nick Miranda

Marie Dame as Pink Fax Lady

Dennis Rodman as Simon

A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

Irrational Fear

2017

English

3.2

♡ 2

Action

Horror

Hunter Johnson Director

Charles Chudabala as Doctor Sanders

Andrew Beirl as Patient #2

Zachary Allen as Patient #3

Leni Irizarry as Simon

Six therapy patients are brought together at a secluded cabin to confront their strangest fears. But these fears won't just hurt them...they will kill them.

Adoration

2008

English

6.3

♡ 12

62%

Atom Egoyan Director

Kenneth Welsh as Morris

Thomas Hauff as Nick

Devon Bostick as Simon

Scott Speedman as Tom

For his French-class assignment, a high school student weaves his family history in a news story involving terrorism, and goes on to invite an Internet audience in on the resulting controversy.

Hitman: Agent Jun

2020

Korean

6.4

♡ 36

national intelligence service (nis)

nis

Won-sub Choi Director

Lee Sang-yi as Hyeong-do's assistant NIS agent #2

Won-Jung Kim as Jason's man #6

Joseph Kim as NIS Agent

Doo-Sik Park as Simon

A failing webtoon artist finds he's drawn a target on his own back after publishing a story containing real secrets from his former life as a superspy.

Scars of Dracula

1970

English

6.0

♡ 18

50%

Roy Ward Baker Director

Christopher Lee as Dracula

Michael Ripper as Landlord

Richard Durden as Second Officer

Dennis Waterman as Simon

The Prince of Darkness casts his undead shadow once more over the cursed village of Kleinenberg when his ashes are splashed with bat's blood and Dracula is resurrected. And two innocent victims search for a missing loved one... loved to death by Dracula's mistress. But after they discover his blood-drained corpse in Dracula's castle necropolis, the Vampire Lord's lustful vengeance begins.

Sleepaway Slasher

2020

English

2.6

♡ 2

Action

Horror

Ben Venturina Director

Antoni Porowski as Jacob

Sara Silva as Rosemary

Steven Anderson as Ryan / Silas

Conor William Wright as Simon

Things take a turn for the worst when a group of bickering filmmakers join a suspicious film festival on the site of a mysterious murder.

Homesitters

2019

English

5.9

♡ 1

Action

Comedy

Will' Terran Director

Amelia Newbould as Annabelle

Joseph Elliott as Bradley

Ellen Man as Cat

Stewart O'Reilly as Simon

After accidentally blowing up the place they're supposed to be looking after, Annabelle and Simon join forces with a narcoleptic cat burglar and rob a bunch of houses to fund their escape into the wider world.

We Love You, Sally Carmichael!

2017

English

6.0

♡ 6

70%

Christopher Gorham Director

Bob Stephenson as Dave Sinnott

Felicia Day as Sarah

Perez Hilton as Self

Christopher Gorham as Simon

Readers across the world are in love with author Sally Carmichael's series of romance novels that chronicle the epic love story between a human girl and a merman. But no one knows that Sally Carmichael is really Simon Hayes, a bitter, serious novelist - and Simon would like to keep it that way. When he is forced to meet a movie star about the movie adaptation, his life of anonymity starts to crumble.