2 Lava 2 Lantula!
When an unprecedented amount of sinkholes erupt all over Florida, a new nest of fire spitting LAVALANTULAS is awakened… wreaking their fiery havoc all over the sunshine state.
Brampton's Own
A struggling minor league baseball player retires and woefully returns to his small hometown, carefully dodging old wounds until confronted with the one that hurts the most - the girl that got away.
Aliens: Zone of Silence
After her brother mysteriously vanishes from the Mexican desert, a young woman sets out to uncover the otherworldly truth about his disappearance.
Black Pond
The Thompson family is accused of murder when a stranger dies at their dinner table. Six months later, family friend Tim visits freelance therapist Dr. Eric Sacks and the story finds it's way to the press. The facts are bent and the details spun as the Thompsons become known to the public as 'The Family of Killers'.
An Unmarried Woman
A wealthy woman from Manhattan's Upper East Side struggles to deal with her new identity and her sexuality after her husband of 16 years leaves her for a younger woman.
Here on Out
A group of childhood friends celebrate their college graduation by going to a cabin in the woods. As hope for the future gives way to fear of the unknown, they start to suspect that something sinister may be stalking them.
The Band Wagon
A Broadway artiste turns a faded film star's comeback vehicle into an artsy flop.
Stay Hungry
A dishonest businessman asks rich layabout Craig Blake to help him buy a gym, which will be demolished for a development project in Alabama. But after spending time with weightlifter Joe Santo and gym worker Mary Tate Farnsworth, Craig wants out of the deal. The property negotiations turn ugly, causing a brawl at the gym and a spectacle at a big bodybuilding meet, as Craig learns that it's not easy to turn your back on fair-weather friends.
L.A. Superheroes
Helena, a beautiful immigrant actress/model, way too old for modeling and too old for acting without credits finally lands a big job but overseas. Out of desperation and advice of her LA friends she commits a federal fraud to get her traveling documents. To escape jail time she gives out names. In this comedic/dramatic piece as she is still wondering where her career is going she needs to watch over her back wondering if she is going to end up getting whacked by the people she ratted out.
Baby Money
When a home invasion turns into a bloody shoot-out, a pair of ragtag fugitives take refuge in the house of a single mother as they wait on their fiery (and very pregnant) getaway driver to hatch an escape plan in time for a major payday.
Alaska Is a Drag
Tough, but diva fabulous, Leo, an aspiring drag superstar, is stuck working in a fish cannery in Alaska. He and his twin sister are trapped in the monotony of fist fights and fish guts. Out of necessity, Leo learned to fight back, which catches the attention of the local boxing coach. When a new boy moves to town and wants to be his sparring partner, Leo has to face the real reason he's stuck in Alaska.
My Favorite Girlfriend
A man falls in love with a woman who has multiple personalities.
Bloodfist
To avenge the brutal murder of his brother, Jake Ray journeys to the Philippines, where his search for truth finds him battling both in and out of the ring. But the weapons are always the same: bare fists, bare feet. And the rules never change: last man standing wins.
Falls Around Her
A world-famous Anishinaabe musician returns to the reserve to rest and recharge — only to discover that fame (and the outside world) are not easily left behind.
Motherly
Kate and her daughter Beth live alone in an isolated farmhouse in the woods, but when Kate slowly begins to suspect that something sinister is happening, her motherly instincts are put to the test.
Mad Foxes
A man seeks revenge after a biker gang murders his loved ones.
Loot
Two bank robbers, Dennis and Hal, are on the run from the police after a successful heist. Needing somewhere to hide the loot, they turn to a funeral parlour where they stash the cash in Hal's recently-deceased mother's coffin. Taking the coffin, they turn to Hal's father and hide it in the bathroom of his hotel. Before long the hotel is host to the eccentric Inspector Truscott.
Assignment K
Philip Scott, the boss of a toy company, is secretly also the chief of a British spy organization. Scott's cover is destroyed when enemy agents kidnap his girlfriend to force him to reveal the identities of his fellow spies.
The Man Who Sued God
A lawyer becomes a fisherman from frustration. When his one piece of property, his boat, is struck by lightning and destroyed he is denied insurance money because it was “an act of God”. He re-registers as a lawyer and sues the insurance company and, as God’s representative, The Church.
Babysitter Wanted
When she takes a job babysitting a young boy for a night at his family's remote farmhouse, sweet college co-ed Angie Albright becomes the target of a scar-covered creep making mysterious phone calls and prowling outside the windows. Angie gets the drop on the would-be killer, but quickly discovers that her nightmare has just begun.
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Nick Simon
Director
Raymond Forchion
as
Hal
Tahnee Welch
as
Herself
Robert Craighead
as
Lester
Jon Mack
as
Reporter #2
Michael Doneger
Director
Steven M. Gagnon
as
Dwarn
Scott Porter
as
Eddie
Matt Corboy
as
Hal
Jean Smart
as
Judy
Sophia Di Martino
as
Rachel
Will Sharpe
as
Tim Tanaka
Paul Mazursky
Director
Raymond J. Barry
as
Edward
Kelly Bishop
as
Elaine
Alan Bates
as
Saul Kaplan
Nicole Brydon Bloom
as
Francis
Douglas Fowley
as
Auctioneer
Robert Gist
as
Hal
Ava Gardner
as
Herself
Don Beddoe
as
Producer
Jeff Bridges
as
Craig Blake
Richard Gilliland
as
Hal
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Joe Santo
Sally Field
as
Mary Tate Farnsworth
William Stanford Davis
as
Hal
Tsulan Cooper
as
Lucky
Joey Kern
as
Dom
Jean St. James
as
Polly
John Fleck
as
Hal
Margaret Cho
as
Jan
Adam Tomei
as
John
Tyler Johnson
as
Conrad
Alec Mapa
as
Hal
Katie Johnson
as
Melinda
Terence H. Winkless
Director
Marilyn Bautista
as
Angela
Kenneth Peerless
as
Hal
Don 'The Dragon' Wilson
as
Jake Raye
J.D. Nicholsen
as
Hal
Rob Stewart
as
Keith
Paul Grau
Director
Silvio Narizzano
Director
Harold Innocent
as
Bank Manager
Roy Holder
as
Hal
Richard Attenborough
as
Inspector Truscott
Milo O'Shea
as
Mr. McLeavy
Val Guest
Director
John Alderton
as
George Innes
Leo McKern
as
Smith
John Howard
as
Edward Piggott
Steve Jacobs
as
Hal
Andrea Moor
as
Maxine Jeffrey
Emily Browning
as
Rebecca Myers
Bruce Thomas
as
Jim Stanton
Nana Visitor
as
Linda Albright
Kristen Dalton
as
Violet Stanton
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