Big Time Operators
Jean and Bill are a married couple trying to scrape a living. Out of the blue they receive a telegram informing them Bill's long-lost uncle has died and left them his business—a cinema in the town of Sloughborough. Unfortunately they can't sell it for the fortune they hoped as they discover it is falling down and almost worthless.
The Family Way
Young newlyweds Arthur and Jenny Fitton want nothing more than to get their marriage started on the right foot. But before they can depart for their honeymoon in Spain, they have to spend their first night together at the home of Arthur's parents. The couple are prevented from having any intimacy, but it only gets worse. They find out that their trip to Spain is canceled, which sets the tone for a rocky few weeks.
Sharon's Baby
A woman gives birth to a baby, but this is no ordinary little tyke. The child is seemingly possessed by the spirit of a freak dwarf who the mother once spurned. Cue a spate of strange deaths, the one common factor being the presence of a baby in pram at the scene...
Up the Junction
A young woman trades her upper-class existence for a new life in an economically depressed suburb of London.
Adventures of a Private Eye
While a private detective is away on vacation, his not particularly bright assistant takes it upon himself to "solve" a case that comes in. Complications ensue.
Adventures of a Taxi Driver
Joe North is a London taxi driver who manages to get himself into any number of sexual situations with various women.
Wonderful Things
Set in a beautiful fishing village in Gibraltar, Wonderful Things! stars Frankie Vaughan as Carmello, a young fisherman who, unable to earn enough from fishing to marry his tempestuous fiancée, decides to come to England to seek his fortune and finds fortunes are not quite so easy to come by.
Dad's Army
Dad's Army was a 1971 feature film based on the BBC television sitcom Dad's Army. Directed by Norman Cohen, it was filmed between series three and four and was based upon material from the early episodes of the television series. The film told the story of the Home Guard platoon's formation and their subsequent endeavours at a training exercise.
Carry on Cabby
Speedee Taxis is a great success, which means its workaholic owner Charlie starts neglecting Peggy, his wife. Suddenly a fleet of rival taxis appears from nowhere and start pinching all the fares. The rivals are Glamcabs, and they have a secret weapon. All their drivers are very attractive women! Who's behind Glamcabs? It's open warfare and only one fleet can survive!
Carry on Cruising
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.
Carry on Behind
Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
Two Way Stretch
Three criminals plan to break out of prison the day before their release in order to carry out a daring jewel robbery, intending to establish the perfect alibi by returning to jail afterwards. First however they must get out, a task made more difficult by a new, stricter prison officer.
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
Timothy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney decide upon opening a driving school as their latest get-rich-quick scheme. Though he sincerely wants to teach, young Timmy finds that his female students are far more interested in keeping their eyes on him than on the road.
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Basil Dearden
Director
Stringer Davis
as
Fred Emmett
Leslie Phillips
as
Robin Carter
Andy Bradford
as
Eddie
Hayley Mills
as
Jenny Piper
Peter Sasdy
Director
Hilary Mason
as
Mrs. Hyde
Stanley Lebor
as
Police Sergeant
John Steiner
as
Tommy Morris
Alfie Bass
as
Charlie
Aubrey Morris
as
Creely
Dennis Waterman
as
Pete
Jon Pertwee
as
Judd Blake
Diana Dors
as
Mrs. Horne
Brian Wilde
as
Harold
Barry Evans
as
Joe
Jocelyn Lane
as
Pepita
Harold Kasket
as
Poppa
Ronnie Barker
as
Waiter
Sam Kydd
as
Nazi Orderly
Derek Newark
as
R.S.M.
John Le Mesurier
as
Sgt. Wilson
Amanda Barrie
as
Anthea
Milo O'Shea
as
Len
Del Baker
as
Officer
Joan Sims
as
Daphne Barnes
Peter Butterworth
as
Henry Barnes
Elke Sommer
as
Professor Anna Vooshka
Anthony Booth
as
Sidney Noggett
Robin Askwith
as
Timmy Lea
Marianne Stone
as
Waitress
John Harvey
as
Governor Rockhampton Prison
Bernard Cribbins
as
Lennie Price
Warren Mitchell
as
Tailor
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