Ian MacNaughton
Director
John Cleese
as
Announcer / Hungarian Citizen / self - Defence Teacher / Sir George Head / Policeman / Interviewer / Mr. Praline / Second General / Christopher Columbus / Mungo the Cook / Bank Robber / Accountant #2
Connie Booth
as
Best Girl
Michael Palin
as
Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbe
Eric Idle
as
Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4
