John Marley
as
Achilles Dimitros
Walter Burke
as
Billy Joe
Bernie Kopell
as
Fawning Art Fan
William O'Connell
as
Paid Weeper
Tara Reid
as
April
Bernie Kopell
as
Charter Boat Captain
Bo Derek
as
May
Neil deGrasse Tyson
as
Merlin
Joyce Jameson
as
Hotel Prostitute
Richard Hale
as
Mr. Vernier
Bernie Kopell
as
Richard Taragon
Edward G. Robinson
as
Simon Nurdlinger
Bernie Kopell
as
Commercial Director
Ron Nyman
as
Party Guest
Dorothy Neumann
as
Spinster
Pamela Curran
as
Spot Checker
Bernie Kopell
as
Anthony Mason
Nell Carter
as
Bus Driver
John Capodice
as
Polo Manager
Brian Keith
as
Roddy Thompson
Randy Quaid
as
General George S. Merlin
Bernie Kopell
as
Gil Griffin
Dennis Fimple
as
Judediah
Katherine Heigl
as
Shannon Griffin
Tony Richardson
Director
Bernie Kopell
as
Assistant to the Guru Brahmin
Warren J. Kemmerling
as
Colonel
Noel Drayton
as
Luncheon Guest
Pamela Curran
as
Whispering Glades Hostess
Bernie Kopell
as
Comet Messenger
Telly Savalas
as
Foots Pulardos
Martha Hyer
as
Lucy
Henry Beckman
as
Policeman
Bernie Kopell
as
Baker - Woody's Agent
Raymond Guth
as
Hobo in Hobo Camp
Gail Strickland
as
Pauline
Read Morgan
as
(scenes deleted)
Jeremy Coon
Director
Harrison Ford
as
Self
Kaley Cuoco
as
Self
Bernie Kopell
as
Self
Wayne Newton
as
Self
Curt Lowens
as
Col. Speerman
Bernie Kopell
as
Isaac Teller
Rick Avery
as
Man 2
Gary Nelson
Director
Barbara Feldon
as
99
Bernie Kopell
as
Conrad Siegfried / Prof. Helmut Schmelding
Jim Antonio
as
Merriweather
King Moody
as
Shtarker