Assassination Tango
John J. is a seasoned hit man sent on a job to Argentina. When the General he's sent to kill delays his return to the country, John passes the time with Manuela, a beautiful dancer who becomes his teacher and guide into Argentina's sensual world of the tango.
Shallow Hal
After taking his dying father's advice, Hal dates only the embodiments of female physical perfection. But that all changes after Hal has an unexpected run-in with self-help guru Tony Robbins. Intrigued by Hal's shallowness, Robbins hypnotizes him into seeing the beauty that exists even in the least physically appealing women. Hal soon falls for Rosemary, but he doesn't realize that his gorgeous girlfriend is actually a 300-pound-not-so-hottie.
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Robert Duvall
Director
Michael Corrente
as
Cop at Newsstand
Kathy Baker
as
Maggie
Julio Oscar Mechoso
as
Orlando
Peter Farrelly
Director
Darius Rucker
as
Capital Grille Maitre D'
Jack Black
as
Hal
Kevin Hooks
as
Restaurant Manager
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