The Bargee
After a lock-keeper entrusts his daughter to a canal Casanova, he is shocked to learn that she is pregnant. He then refuses to open his locks - causing barges to pile up in every direction until the guilty party confesses.
No Sex Please - We're British
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
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Duncan Wood
Director
Una Stubbs
as
Bridesmaid
Jo Rowbottom
as
Cynthia
Patricia Hayes
as
Onlooker
Brian Wilde
as
Policeman
Ronnie Corbett
as
Brian Runnicles
Ian Ogilvy
as
David Hunter
Michael Ripper
as
Traffic Warden
