Michael Schultz
Director
Hal Landon Jr.
as
Cornfield
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Lars
Richard Mulligan
as
Marvin Dummitz
Vincent Price
as
Milton Parker
Bill Clinton
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
George Clooney
as
Self
Bill Clinton
as
Self
Robert Downey Jr.
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Christian Slater
as
Self
Sylvester Stallone
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Billy Zane
as
Self
Steven Bauer
as
Self
Jeff Bridges
as
Craig Blake
Richard Gilliland
as
Hal
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Joe Santo
Sally Field
as
Mary Tate Farnsworth
Donald Trump
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Michelle Obama
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Himself
Lou Ferrigno
as
Himself
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Director
David Arnott
as
Crazed Director
Robert Noble
as
Kevin's Father
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Man in Chair in Front of Media Truck
Bobby Horne
as
Mo
Hulk Hogan
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Dwayne Johnson
as
The Rock
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Donald Trump
as
Self - 45th President of the United States
Vladimir Putin
as
Self - President of Russia
Maggie Q
as
Female Agent
Cécile De France
as
Monique La Roche
Jackie Chan
as
Passepartout / Lau Xing
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Prince Hapi
Peter Coyote
as
Narrator
Bill Clinton
as
Self
George W. Bush
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Jason Hehir
Director
Robin Wright
as
Herself
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Himself
Hulk Hogan
as
Himself
Cary Elwes
as
Himself
Michael Preece
Director
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ken Kercheval
as
Barone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Nate Diaz
as
Self
Patrick Stewart
as
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Jon Stewart
as
Self
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Angela Bassett
as
Self - Narrator
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Self
Michael Carr
as
Self
Bill Maher
as
Self -Host, Real Time with Bill Maher
Jon Stewart
as
Self - Host, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Hal Needham
Director
Kirk Douglas
as
Cactus Jack
Ann-Margret
as
Charming Jones
Arnold Schwarzenegger
as
Handsome Stranger
Paul Lynde
as
Nervous Elk