Jeff Goldblum
as
Avnet
Elijah Wood
as
Mikey
David Hyde Pierce
as
Mr. Kerner
Neve Campbell
as
Julie Black
Mark Ruffalo
as
Ricko
Penélope Cruz
as
Maria Alvarez
Gary Carlos Cervantes
as
Pedro
Steve Zahn
as
Quentin
Burt Reynolds
as
Self
Cristiana Vaccaro
as
Courtesan #2
John C. Reilly
as
King of Longtrellis
Vincent Cassel
as
King of Strongcliff
Oliver Stone
Director
Taylor Kitsch
as
Chon
John Travolta
as
Dennis
Blake Lively
as
O
Steven Soderbergh
Director
Dennis Quaid
as
Arnie Metzger
Mike Siegel
as
DEA Representative
Luis Guzmán
as
Ray Castro
Liam Neeson
as
Narrator
Anne Hathaway
as
Narrator - Afghanistan
Chloë Grace Moretz
as
Yasmin
Robert Rodriguez
Director
Willem Dafoe
as
Barillo
Antonio Banderas
as
El Mariachi
Johnny Depp
as
Sands
Conrad Vernon
Director
Paul Rudd
as
Darren
James Franco
as
Druggie
Edward Norton
as
Sammy
Miguel Arteta
Director
Rose Byrne
as
Mel Carter
Jennifer Coolidge
as
Sydney
Mick O'Rourke
as
Kidnapper #3
Aasif Mandvi
as
Nigel
Kelly AuCoin
as
Tyler Rector
Bill Clinton
as
Self
Jim Carrey
as
Self
Leonardo DiCaprio
as
Self
Robert Rodriguez
Director
Robert Patrick
as
Coach Joe Willis
Famke Janssen
as
Miss Elizabeth Burke
Josh Hartnett
as
Zeke Tyler
Kevin Smith
Director
Ben Affleck
as
Bartleby
Alanis Morissette
as
God
Matt Damon
as
Loki
Dennis Dugan
Director
Jackie Sandler
as
Tardio's Wife
Will Smith
as
Capt. James West
Kenneth Branagh
as
Dr. Arliss Loveless
Gary Carlos Cervantes
as
Dr. Guillermo Escobar
Carlos Gómez
as
Chuy
Mark Adair-Rios
as
Juan Fuentes
Chris Bauer
as
Phil
Ridley Scott
Director
Al Pacino
as
Aldo Gucci
Jared Leto
as
Paolo Gucci
Dylan Baker
as
Mr. Carrigan - Lucy's Father
Linda Emond
as
Mrs. Carrigan - Lucy's Mother