Rob Huebel
as
Frat Guy
Ben Kingsley
as
Guru Tugginmypudha
Jessica Alba
as
Jane Bullard
Telma Hopkins
as
Lillian Roanoke
Robert Rodriguez
Director
Frank Welker
as
Animals' vocal effects
Jeremy Piven
as
Danger D'Amo / Tick Tock / Time Keeper
Antonio Banderas
as
Gregorio Cortez
Jessica Alba
as
Marissa Wilson
Kenneth Welsh
as
Dr. Jeff Wagner
Jessica Alba
as
Invisible Woman / Susan Storm
Laurence Fishburne
as
The Silver Surfer
Sean Whalen
as
McMacy
Seth Green
as
Mick
Jessica Alba
as
Molly
Randy Oglesby
as
Sheriff Buchanan
Jessica Alba
as
Self
Miles Teller
as
Self
Alanis Morissette
as
Self - Performer
Samuel L. Jackson
as
Self - Presenter
Efka Kvaraciejus
as
Domestic Terrorist #1
Kaiwi Lyman
as
Ghost
Gabriel Basso
as
Mike
Jessica Alba
as
Parker
Kevin Connolly
Director
Jessica Alba
as
Aunt Daisy
Claire van der Boom
as
Caroline Potter
Josh Lucas
as
Frank Morris
John F. Kennedy
as
Self
Daniel Bacon
as
Bridge Reporter
Maria Menounos
as
Sexy Nurse
Jessica Alba
as
Sue Storm
Ryan O'Nan
as
Agent Hudack, Masked Valet
Matthew Willig
as
Boris
Jessica Alba
as
Charlie
David Harbour
as
Dracula
Arliss Howard
as
Dr. Jonathan Neyer
Lena Olin
as
Lilith Beresford
Jessica Alba
as
Sam Lockwood
Tom Vaughan
Director
Jessica Alba
as
Kate
Pierce Brosnan
as
Richard
Chloë Grace Moretz
as
Alicia
Obba Babatundé
as
Dr. Haskins
Heather Doerksen
as
Sickly Woman
Jessica Alba
as
Sydney Wells
Paul Weitz
Director
Jessica Alba
as
Andi Garcia
Ben Stiller
as
Greg Focker
Robert De Niro
as
Jack Byrnes
Rob Huebel
as
Sleazy Doctor
Bille Woodruff
Director
Mekhi Phifer
as
Chaz
Joy Bryant
as
Gina
Jessica Alba
as
Honey Daniels
John Stockwell
Director
Josh Brolin
as
Bates
Paul Walker
as
Jared
Jessica Alba
as
Sam
Jessica Alba
as
Cam
Ed Welch
as
Dirty Talker's True Love
Ellia English
as
Reba
Heather Doerksen
as
Woman on Plane
Jessica Alba
as
Jade
MyAnna Buring
as
Joanna
Michael Socha
as
Leandro
Gary Oldman
as
The Man
Bruce Willis
as
Hartigan
Elijah Wood
as
Kevin
Carla Gugino
as
Lucille
Jessica Alba
as
Nancy Callahan
Robert Rodriguez
Director
Danny Trejo
as
Machete
Jessica Alba
as
Sartana
Robert De Niro
as
Senator McLaughlin
Steven Seagal
as
Torrez