Soul Man
A white prospective grad student's affluent family won't pay his way through law school, so he takes tanning pills to darken his skin in order to qualify for an African-American scholarship at Harvard. He soon gets more than he bargained for, as he begins to learn what life is really like for blacks in America.
Gunfight in Abilene
Fighting in the Civil War a man accidently kills his friend. Returning to Abilene after the war he finds his former sweetheart about to marry the brother of the man he killed. To pay his debt he not only refuses to win her back but takes the job of Sheriff, a job he doesn't want, when the brother asks him. Still haunted by the killing he refuses to carry a gun. But there is trouble between the ranchers and the farmers and when he finds the brother murdered he straps on a gun and heads after the killer.
Foxfire Light
A spoiled rich girl used to getting her way comes up against a rancher who won't be intimidated by her.
Men with Brooms
A decade ago, curler Chris Cutter disappeared suddenly on the verge of stardom, dropping his curling stones to the bottom of a lake and leaving his fiancée, Julie Foley, at the altar. But when his former coach dies, Cutter returns home for the funeral and attempts to fulfill the man's last wishes. The team is reunited under Cutter's estranged dad, Gordon — himself a former curling star — for a final attempt at glory.
Camouflage
Marty Mackenzie is an unsuccessful stage actor who takes an interest in private investigating. He takes a job working with Jack Potter, a crusty private eye. They both take a case in Beaver Ridge, a seedy small town where a murder is being planned against a rich gravel pit owner. Marty realizes that private investigating is not as it seemed to be.
Surf Ninjas
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance includes magically-induced martial arts prowess and seeing the future. Using their new powers, they act to overthrow the island's current dictator, a despotic madman with a metal face!
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Magoo, a man with terrible eyesight, gets caught up in a museum robbery.
Spy Hard
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
The Opposite Sex
Former radio singer Kay learns from her gossipy friends that her husband, Steve, has had an affair with chorus girl Crystal. Devastated, Kay tries to ignore the information, but when Crystal performs one of her musical numbers at a charity benefit, she breaks down and goes to Reno to file for divorce. However, when she hears that gold-digging Crystal is making Steve unhappy, Kay resolves to get her husband back. The Opposite Sex is a remake of the 1939 comedy The Women.
Dark Intruder
Police call in occult expert to help solve series of murders.
How to Steal the World
Secret agent Napoleon Solo fights to stop a top-secret plot to conquer the world.
Counterpoint
In December of 1944, Lionel Evans, an internationally renowned American conductor, is on a USO tour with his 70-piece symphony orchestra in newly-liberated Belgium. While fleeing from a German counterattack, Evans and his orchestra members are captured by a Panzer division and taken to an old chateau in Luxembourg. Despite orders to execute every prisoner, General Schiller, an avid music lover, commands Evans to give a private concert for him.
Wrongfully Accused
Ryan Harrison, a violin god, superstar and sex symbol does not want to cheat on sexy Lauren Goodhue's husband with her. Mr. Goodhue is found murdered and Ryan suddenly finds himself being the main suspect. After being sentenced to death he manages to flee while being transferred to his execution site. Now, all the world is after him as he stumbles from one unfortunate incident to the next in order to prove himself innocent - by finding a mysterious one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man...
Day of the Animals
The depletion of the earth's ozone layer causes animals above the altitude of 5000 feet to run amok, which is very unfortunate for a group of hikers who get dropped off up there by helicopter just before the quarantine is announced.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
When a lawyer shows up at the vampire's doorstep, he falls prey to his charms and joins him in his search for fresh blood. Enter Professor Van Helsing, who may be the only one able to vanquish the Count.
All I Want for Christmas
Siblings Ethan and Hallie O'Fallon plot to get their divorced parents back together in time for Christmas.
Stan Helsing
A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?
Beau Geste
In 1906, two American brothers join the French Foreign Legion and, led by a sadistic Sergeant-Major, they defend a fort against Berber and Tuareg attack.
Prom Night
At a high school senior prom, a masked killer stalks four teenagers who were responsible for the accidental death of a classmate six years prior.
Superhero Movie
Rick Riker is a nerdy teen imbued with superpowers by a radioactive dragonfly. And because every hero needs a nemesis, enter Lou Landers, aka the villainously goofy Hourglass.
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Steve Miner
Director
Arye Gross
as
Gordon Bloomfeld
M.C. Gainey
as
Man in Cell
C. Thomas Howell
as
Mark Watson
Leslie Nielsen
as
Mr. Dunbar
William Hale
Director
Michael Sarrazin
as
Cord Decker
Frank McGrath
as
Ned Martin
Burton Gilliam
as
Deke
Tippi Hedren
as
Elizabeth Morgan
Barry Van Dyke
as
Linc Wilder
Paul Gross
Director
Molly Parker
as
Amy Foley
Jed Rees
as
Eddie Strombeck
Peter Outerbridge
as
James Lennox
James Keach
Director
Belinda Montgomery
as
Diane
Lochlyn Munro
as
Marty Mackenzie
Neal Israel
Director
Keone Young
as
Baba Ram
Pete Antico
as
Cop #1
Rob Schneider
as
Iggy
Jerry Wasserman
as
Javier
Ellie Harvie
as
(scenes deleted)
Campbell Lane
as
(uncredited)
Brian Howe
as
Clubhouse Bartender
Henry Kingi Jr.
as
Guard
June Allyson
as
Kay Ashley Hilliard
Maidie Norman
as
Violet
Harvey Hart
Director
Peter Brocco
as
Chi Zang
Peter Mark Richman
as
Robert Vandenburg
Richard Venture
as
The 1st Man
Richard Bull
as
Capt. Gelser
Tony Bill
as
Steven Garrow
Ralph Nelson
Director
Maximilian Schell
as
Gen. Schiller
Linden Chiles
as
Lt. Long
Bill Erwin
as
Trumpet Player
Pat Proft
Director
Sandra Bernhard
as
Doctor Fridley
Veena Sood
as
Nurse
Aaron Pearl
as
Sean Laughrea
Michael Ansara
as
Daniel Santee
Christopher George
as
Steve Buckner
Lynda Day George
as
Terry Marsh
Mel Brooks
Director
Megan Cavanagh
as
Essie
Gregg Binkley
as
Woodbridge
Ethan Embry
as
Ethan O'Fallon
Thora Birch
as
Hallie O'Fallon
Kevin Nealon
as
Tony Boer
Chris Shields
as
Barack Obama
Ken Kirzinger
as
Mason
Steve Howey
as
Stan Helsing
Leo Gordon
as
Krauss
Telly Savalas
as
Sgt. Maj. Dagineau
Jeff Wincott
as
Drew
Jamie Lee Curtis
as
Kim
Anne-Marie Martin
as
Wendy Richards
Charlene Tilton
as
Jill's Mother
Steve Monroe
as
Nerdy Dragonfly
Kevin Hart
as
Trey
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