Zooey Deschanel
as
Cheryl
Kim Director
as
Donna
Michael Rapaport
as
Lt. Putney
Tika Sumpter
as
Clarissa
Michael Rapaport
as
Marty
Sean Young
as
Therapist
Wass Stevens
as
Trainer Joe
Brad Beyer
as
Clint
Michael Rapaport
as
Colin
Jay R. Ferguson
as
Manny
Moran Atias
as
Maria
Cary Elwes
as
Carter
Marshall Bell
as
Gun Store Order
Natasha Lyonne
as
Judy
Michael Rapaport
as
Norman Link
Eddie Murphy
as
Insp. Scott Roper
Michael Rapaport
as
Kevin McCall
Carmen Ejogo
as
Veronica 'Ronnie' Tate
Michael Rapaport
as
Bo Dietl
as
Eddie Falcone
Ashley Greene
as
Jenny Burke
Geoffrey Cantor
as
Peter Vecsey
Michael Rapaport
as
Narrator
Tom Brady
as
Self
Michael Strahan
as
Self
Snoop Dogg
as
Self
Michael Rapaport
as
Mike
Michael Rapaport
Director
Ahmir-Khalib Thompson
as
Self
Ludacris
as
Self
Michael Rapaport
as
Self / Interviewer
Dennis Miller
as
Self - TV Host
Xan Cassavetes
Director
Riley Keough
as
Ann
Michael Rapaport
as
Ben
Roxane Mesquida
as
Mimi
Milo Ventimiglia
as
Paolo
Michael Rapaport
as
The Cop
Jeremy Davies
as
The Drifter
Keith David
as
The Sheriff
Bill Pullman
as
The Ticket Clerk
Alberta Watson
as
Phyliss
Ray Sharkey
as
Richard
Jon Seda
as
Vinnie
Michael Rapaport
as
Zack
Robert D. Siegel
Director
Patton Oswalt
as
Paul Aufiero
Marcia Jean Kurtz
as
Paul's Mom
Michael Rapaport
as
Philadelphia Phil
Benicio Del Toro
as
Dino Palladino
Lenny Venito
as
Hrbek
Michael Rapaport
as
Kenny Kozlowski
David Norona
as
U.S. Air Ticket Clerk
Rolando Molina
as
Baby Joker
Ice Cube
as
Craig Jones
Michael Rapaport
as
Mailman with Tax Notice
Amy Hill
as
Mrs. Ho-Kym
Michael Rapaport
as
Donnelly
Woody Harrelson
as
Harry Barber
Elisabeth Shue
as
Mrs. Donnelly / Rhea Malroux
Gina Gershon
as
Nina
Michael Shamus Wiles
as
Cop #1
Andrew Leeds
as
Grocery Store Patron #8 - Bitter Lonely Guy
Michael Rapaport
as
Les
Erich Anderson
as
Newscaster
Michael Rapaport
as
Self
Sticky Fingaz
Director
Michael Rapaport
as
Detective Grant
Tyrin Turner
as
Detective Lou
Tony Curran
as
Dr. Reynolds
Omar Epps
as
O
Billy Ray Cyrus
as
Donner
Michael Rapaport
as
Grizz
Chevy Chase
as
Santa
Michael D. Cohen
as
Snowman